Ganondorf Dragmire

So one (1) Ganondorf is now HEAD OF SECURITY. Which means he has access to the hundred of cameras or so on campus.

He also happens to be a jerk.

You know where this is going.

Therefore, with your permission, I would like you to give me embarrassing situations that you'd love Ganondorf to scold your characters about. Sometimes in private. Sometimes in public. Basically if you've always wanted embarrassing things to be found out, just want to do funny things or want to have fun with this, this is the post to do it so. Yes, this includes doing the dirty in class or something. KEEP IN MIND that Ganondorf is a dick. If you don't mind him being annoying about even the little things like picking your nose or jaywalking or whatever, HE CAN DO THAT TOO. He can make your character's life hell if you let me.

All comments are screened to keep the surprise until it happens, UNLESS you mark on the form you want this to be publicly posted so people can plan based on it, etc.

ALSO. Are you female and want to be a hall monitor? You're in luck, Ganondorf is looking for a few of those. The reason why I am going with females only is because 1) Gerudo King has the mindset that females make better guards then men. 2) Hall Monitor outfit probably. Yeap. I will only pick a handful of these so don't feel bad if I don't end up picking everyone. :3

Rouge, Goose, you get free pass on this. Goose you'll be the only other male in this operation. Congratulations.

~~THE FORM~~
Character's Name:
Major events you'd love Ganondorf to find out about: Like if your character is having sex in a locker, doing unthinkable things in the boy's locker room, cheating on a test or something of the like. No major event is too small.
Ganondorf is a dick about tiny little pointless things: Y/N This especially works well if Ganondorf does not like your dude much.
Public post?: Y/N

~~HALL MONITOR~~
Just reply to this!

[Private to Robotnik and Bowser]
If the both of you are ready, my troops are awaiting my orders.
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[Public post]
Has anyone seen Falcon? I need to steal Raptor Perry

I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
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Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.

Vinne. Vinne. Vinnie.

Perhaps another sexual therapy session is in order. My office will be open tomorrow for any questions you might have. As always, any and all information will be used against you will be strictly confidential.

As for the End of Year Transfiguration Classes, I would like to know who is interested. Obviously those without magical powers are welcome, but I suggest not signing up, unless you wish to have a failing grade.

[Private to Char]
How good are you with mixing drinks? And have you been practicing your drums lately?

[Private to Knuckles]
Fancy a job?

These arguments are utterly ridiculous. You all made fools of yourselves when everyone was turned into creatures (and so did he but like he'd talk about that) and now you scream murder and call them beasts the minute they turn against you. Why are you even surprised? You all gave in and acted like the beasts you were yourselves. Even a dodongo will turn against its master if it is beaten enough. The Gerudo believe life is a quest for constant survival where only the strong survive (and women are the strongest). If you are not willing to fight back, then you will be killed, friend or foe. You protect the young daughters who are not ready to fight by themselves and accept what the sand goddess choses as the best course of action. Simple as that.

Perhaps you all need a refresher of how everyone mates in stereo sound to properly remind yourself how much we are alike.

[What's this? The intercoms seem to have been taken over by a very deep and bassy voice. It seems relaxed and collected.

Yeah, it's Ganondorf.]

Attention, Smash Academy.

I am now holding these papers signed by the Headmaster concerning our participation in a social experiment headed by Mii Headmaster Goku Sephiroth the Stampede over at the Big Brain Academy. You know which one.

As your sexual education teacher, I must now inform you that 74 participants must be collected from our academy, preferably by their own free will. The research is called...'The relationship developed between two people who have not meet in a public restaurant before in the span of 2 hours or less, or as it is most commonly called, blind dates, will be happening this Friday.

However, since the papers require exactly 74 participants, I regret to inform you that if I have less than that number, I will be picking out any remaining out of a hat to fill in whatever is missing. So the choice is yours. Come willingly, or take a chance at getting drafted.

Participation is mandatory if you are picked or you face expulsion from the school, as Crazy Hand has written down. I'm sorry I made him sign those papers. Rest assured that your safety is guaranteed and that all couples chosen for this experiments will be purely random.

As compensation, Headmaster Goku is offering all participants a hundred dollars and a voucher, good for one of their night training classes with Dr. Kawashima.

Thank you for your time.

[Private Message to Melissa, Unhackable]
Hey.

Would you like to come pick some people from a list with me and work out who's gonna be dating who?

It's going to be...hilarious.

Well, well...I'd say that there's been a lot of new faces during the last few weeks. [There is a grin. It is hard to tell if it is genuine, terrible or both.] To those who don't know me...my name is Ganondorf, I am the Transfiguration professor. This class requires you to know basic magic before even attempting it. It is also open to any students who have human forms.

Of course, for those who lack any magic, there might be other ways to acquire these arts, either through ancient artifacts or items. Be warned, however that while you are invited to try them out you may not...enjoy the results so much.

Apart from this, I am also the sexual guide adviser to the campus. If you have questions, need protection, or simply wish to suscitate your curiosity, my room is always open. Unless it's closed. There are also non required sexual education classes on each Friday. These are mostly videos, followed by a period of discussions afterward where I make fun of you. Students who have guardians and family members that are alive are required to have their papers filled out.

With that introduction out of the way, I have a proposition later for this week. Wednesday, in fact.

Who would be interested in a little trip down to the nearby hot springs? Thanks to the school discounts, and because my classes allow me one school-related trip on the budget, I thought this might be an interesting experience for both of my classes. Note that these hot springs require you to be nearly naked except for a small towel, or two for the women. Obviously, those are are weak-willed will not find the situation pleasant. Refrain from making the trip with us and making the rest of the group miserable.

Students under 16 will need their student card, and will not be allowed to drink on the site. Otherwise, bring your swimwear with the fact in mind that you'll be completely undressed in the long run. [Another grin.]

I believe that covers all...if you are interested, sign on the sign up sheets I have set up in the boy and girl dorm corridors, or simply send me an e-mail with your name, age and grade.

To my fellow teachers and any students not enrolled in my subjects, you are also welcome to follow us. The same rule apply to you all.

Well, I suppose...it has to be much like dating a Goron, except without the rock nipples.

Or maybe he does have them.

Hmmm. I never thought Zelda to be that type either. What a shame.

I suppose I can't speak for everyone, but people here have been more lively lately. Such a fascination with an interesting subject. Guess spring sneaking up on all of us has that effect on all of you.

Miss Vashta, after our riveting talk, I believe I shall use your teacher's assistant position and require you to do some research for me.