In which Ganondorf is a shrewed business man

[thedesertthorn]

Ahh Vinnie. It was a shame that our date this valentine was cut so short. A pity. You aren't bad looking at all. Perhaps next time you'd like to stay a little longer? The day was woefully short.

Sexual Education students, I trust everyone has been filling out their homework sheets due next week.

[Private to Char]
The tavern is nearly finished. I have obtained all of all my liquor permits...amazing what a few threats and blackmail will get you in this world. Using my personal fortune will be more than enough for the initial purchases to get it running. Got anything special in mind? A mead or a wine you've been meaning to taste, I could easily get my lawyer to pass it through my business tax refunds.

How do you feel about medieval outfits? Give the tavern a bit of a kick, so to speak. You'd look nice with a few Gerudo girls surrounding you...

[/end private char things]

[Private to Melissa]
Are you feeling better?
[/private]

Comments

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Buddy, you must be confusin' me with somebody with class. Fanciest wine I've ever come across is pretty much Berry Juice that got left in the Shuckle too long.

Medieval's like knights and shit? Sure, I'm game. 'Specially if it involves girls.

More importantly, though... what's this about a date with Vinnie? Those Valentine things strike again?

Re: [Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Left in the...Shuckle. I see...well, you can kiss your prison wine goodbye and you'll be allowed to drink something much better. Perhaps a Chateau Romani or Gerudo Wine to start. I suppose we should stop up on the usual typical beers if we are to have normal populace come through our doors...

Medival taverns include tavern wrenches. So yes, plenty of women in skin-tight outfits showing as much bodice as possible.

Yes they did. I apparently was the victim of one. Not too sure what I did to be truthful but watching him squirm every time I pass by is completely worth it.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Good thinkin'. Whatever you said sounds highbrow as hell, but I can't be the only cheap drunk in FDC. Trust me, you promise somebody a couple cheap beers and half-naked chicks, and they'll be buyin' anything you sell 'em after a few rounds.

You and Vinnie. No offense, Eyebrows, but that's the funniest shit I've heard in days. I hope you gave him the full Sex Ed treatment.

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Oh believe me, I intend to do that to the fullest extent.

I don't think we did anything, but he seemed traumatized enough about it. But you know me, I always get my man I just love making people squirm when I can.

Do you know Vinnie? He seems particularly new. Not a bad set of tattoos either. Seems to be the rough and tough type.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hey, speakin' of... you plannin' on keepin' all this shit above-board? I'm just sayin', between us and Capcom High, there's an assload of students with cash to spare, and I can't have been the only one who had a fake ID lyin' around.

Yeah, I've known the guy since he was a shitty little Ivysaur. You know that Red kid? Vinnie's his. Dude's kinda got a rivalry thing goin' with Green, so we been buttin' heads since we met.

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Oh Char, you underestimate me. No worry, the glory days of the shack shall live on in the secret underground basement. Just a few little whispers here and there of a building that you need the proper passcode to get in, and that you can get underaged drinking and poker tournaments, and they'll come in like dodongos begging to have bombs stuffed in their mouths. [...seriously Ganondorf, what.]

...I don't really get that, but a friend's enemy is my enemy or whatever that saying is. You need anything particularly malicious done to him, we might as well both have our fun.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Goddamn, Eyebrows, you really know how to plan ahead, don't you? I dunno what this generation's underage kids would do without you around.

Hah. You're a good man, Eyebrows. You just keep up the Sex Ed treatment. I figure that's all he's gonna need.

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Be sober and richer, I suppose. But we can't have any of that. Not when there's money to be made on their backs.

And dully noted.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Buddy, you're doin' 'em a favor. Look at the kind of stuff that goes down on a monthly basis around here. Ain't nobody alive that can make it through life in this wacko shithole sober.

I figure between that and the inevitable ruthless mockin' I'm gonna be sendin' his way, the guy's bound to crack. Any bets on how long he lasts?

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Too true.

Give me a month. That should be more than sufficient.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

A month? You work mighty fast, Eyebrows. That's what I like about you.

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

You think? I thought I was giving myself too much legroom. Ahh well. We'll see.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Who's Vinnie?

[The saddest attempt at Private]
I feel a little bit better. Not sad. Just angry. I still miss Nabooru a lot.
[/private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Someone not worth anyone's time, it seems.

[Private]
It's alright. I miss her too.

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Oh. Okay.

[Private]
Really? Does that mean I'm still strong?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[Private]
You've always been strong.

[Private]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

I think so too... I want to be as strong as you when I grow up.

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

You'd need the Triforce of power for that. But perhaps....a very close second best will do?

[Private]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

What's that? How do I get one?

Re: [Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Alas, you have to be born with it and you have to be blessed by the Goddess Din for that to happen.

[Private]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Oh. Are you gonna help me be the second best?

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

You'll need to start training hard. Are you up to it?

[Private]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

I dunno. What kind of training?

[Private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

We can start with something like simple like spars and exercise.

[Private]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Okay! I'm ready whenever you are!

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I got my homework taken care of and I've been working on the Practical Aspect too, where possible.

+~+Private+~+

Hey, man. I feel for ya. You need me, you know where I'm at. I'm gonna miss her too... obviously not quite as much as you but....

Eh. You know what I'm trying to say.

[private]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

I get what you mean. I am just saddened we never finished our talk but I suppose it is for the best for now...