[Video] It's really more of a bathing thing

[thedesertthorn]

Well, well...I'd say that there's been a lot of new faces during the last few weeks. [There is a grin. It is hard to tell if it is genuine, terrible or both.] To those who don't know me...my name is Ganondorf, I am the Transfiguration professor. This class requires you to know basic magic before even attempting it. It is also open to any students who have human forms.

Of course, for those who lack any magic, there might be other ways to acquire these arts, either through ancient artifacts or items. Be warned, however that while you are invited to try them out you may not...enjoy the results so much.

Apart from this, I am also the sexual guide adviser to the campus. If you have questions, need protection, or simply wish to suscitate your curiosity, my room is always open. Unless it's closed. There are also non required sexual education classes on each Friday. These are mostly videos, followed by a period of discussions afterward where I make fun of you. Students who have guardians and family members that are alive are required to have their papers filled out.

With that introduction out of the way, I have a proposition later for this week. Wednesday, in fact.

Who would be interested in a little trip down to the nearby hot springs? Thanks to the school discounts, and because my classes allow me one school-related trip on the budget, I thought this might be an interesting experience for both of my classes. Note that these hot springs require you to be nearly naked except for a small towel, or two for the women. Obviously, those are are weak-willed will not find the situation pleasant. Refrain from making the trip with us and making the rest of the group miserable.

Students under 16 will need their student card, and will not be allowed to drink on the site. Otherwise, bring your swimwear with the fact in mind that you'll be completely undressed in the long run. [Another grin.]

I believe that covers all...if you are interested, sign on the sign up sheets I have set up in the boy and girl dorm corridors, or simply send me an e-mail with your name, age and grade.

To my fellow teachers and any students not enrolled in my subjects, you are also welcome to follow us. The same rule apply to you all.

Comments

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Hot springs. Also known as DEATH TRAPS. What is with people and water?]

Sounds real temptin', Eyebrows, but unless that transwhatever magic of yours does some wacky waterproofin' shit, I think I'll pass on this one.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

I could work out a spell considering you're one of my most brilliant students [lol what is favoritism]...the results would not be long lasting, however. Perhaps thirty minutes a time at best, and usable at intervals of an hour.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Wait... are you for real? You can actually do that?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

...I'm not just a powerful wizard on paper.

Triforce of Power, remember?

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Oh god what a dilemma this was. On the one hand, the first time he went to the hot springs, it had been an extremely dull trip for him. A large portion of it had been spent in his pokeball. Another springs trip would probably be just as dull. But if this crazy magic stuff worked, then he could at least go in the water for a little bit. And he kind of had always wanted to try it.

But on the other hand, water is scary and also kind of fatal when you are a Char. If said magic didn't work, that would end very badly. Was it really worth taking a stupid risk just to go on a trip with his friend and get absurdly drunk?

...Yeah, probably.]

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Hot damn, I really do got friends in all the right places.

Alright. If you're sure this'll work, then you can count me in.

[trick_room]

Hey, cool, I count. I'm going.

What kind of hot springs, dude?

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

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Stick with the sex-ed classes. I already have the subject of magic covered.

[gohomeandcrybby.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with learning magic sex?

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

...it has nothing to do with that, Naval.

I think.

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

Hm, a hot springs trip. That will be a nice change of pace. I shall try to attend.
[Thank heavens for XeroSox. :| They've helped him not go insane.]

Damn, before he even asked. That HAS to be a new record.

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[INSERT SILVER'S PREEMPTIVE REJECTION HERE.]

pffft

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

['Cept he may not go because Volgin's class is Wednesday, and he wants to be there. Besides, not like he can't go later.
Also who schedules hot springs in the summer? It's pool time!]

Re: pffft

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[FINE. THEN HE'S GOING. WHATEVER YOU DO HE'LL DO THE OPPOSITE.]

/FFFFFFFFFFFFF/

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

[fffuuu- MEMORIES--]

... You can count me in.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

... Hot springs?! [OMFG AHHHHHH HOT SPRINGS <3 <3 <3 and she walks around in a swimsuit in public she won't mind the near-nudity]

Do you think I could come??

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

... Hot springs?

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

Count me in.

[psirockinn.livejournal.com]

Does PSI count as magic?

[orange-leader.livejournal.com]

Hot springs do yound pretty nice... maybe I'll tag along.

[orangestarbeats]

*Rachel in a hot spring, you say? THIS WARRANTS INVESTIGATION.*

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Oh, that class sounds interesting! I can do the medatative transformation thing into a Human so, I'll definitely check it out.

As for the hot springs? You know I'll be there. It seems like forever since I last went.

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[FLASHBACK-O-RAMA. Count her oooouuuuuttttt of this. Far, far out of it.]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

Wednesday? For just one day or...?

I know this isn't the character you -wanted- but...

[pkwallstaple.livejournal.com]

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A hot springs trip? I'm always up for one of those. Teachers are allowed to go, yes?

I don't think I've ever met you before. I'm Duster, and I teach music.

Here have another character you probably don't want

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

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Never been to a hot spring before. Sorta the same thought as a sauna, right? Good for cuttin' weight.

How small's small. I'm sorta a big guy. Max don't say that around Ganondorf he'll take it that way.

[dirgeoffire.livejournal.com]

Hot springs? I'd like to accompany on this trip as well.

[He's probably thinking of volcanic lava stuffs though. He will be so disappoint on Wednesday.]

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Hot springs? One of my favorite things! Hey, I rhymed. I'm coming with you! Don't you dare leave me behind!

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[A hot spring? He has never been to one in his life. GOING.]

Ganondorf needs to make fun of him sometime

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

["Hey Ganondorf why do I get these funny feelings around Shinon?" Ok maybe not]

[goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com]

Transfiguration?

My feeble attempts at magical appearance manipulation went all downhill in the last couple of years and I resort to contraptions nowadays. Got a seat in your class and this trip for one of your old professors?