In which y'all gonna get trolled
Nov. 18th, 2010 06:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedesertthorn[What's this? The intercoms seem to have been taken over by a very deep and bassy voice. It seems relaxed and collected.
Yeah, it's Ganondorf.]
Attention, Smash Academy.
I am now holding these papers signed by the Headmaster concerning our participation in a social experiment headed by Mii Headmaster Goku Sephiroth the Stampede over at the Big Brain Academy. You know which one.
As your sexual education teacher, I must now inform you that 74 participants must be collected from our academy, preferably by their own free will. The research is called...'The relationship developed between two people who have not meet in a public restaurant before in the span of 2 hours or less, or as it is most commonly called, blind dates, will be happening this Friday.
However, since the papers require exactly 74 participants, I regret to inform you that if I have less than that number, I will be picking out any remaining out of a hat to fill in whatever is missing. So the choice is yours. Come willingly, or take a chance at getting drafted.
Participation is mandatory if you are picked or you face expulsion from the school, as Crazy Hand has written down. I'm sorryI made him sign those papers. Rest assured that your safety is guaranteed and that all couples chosen for this experiments will be purely random.
As compensation, Headmaster Goku is offering all participants a hundred dollars and a voucher, good for one of their night training classes with Dr. Kawashima.
Thank you for your time.
[Private Message to Melissa, Unhackable]
Hey.
Would you like to come pick some people from a list with me and work out who's gonna be dating who?
It's going to be...hilarious.
Yeah, it's Ganondorf.]
Attention, Smash Academy.
I am now holding these papers signed by the Headmaster concerning our participation in a social experiment headed by Mii Headmaster Goku Sephiroth the Stampede over at the Big Brain Academy. You know which one.
As your sexual education teacher, I must now inform you that 74 participants must be collected from our academy, preferably by their own free will. The research is called...'The relationship developed between two people who have not meet in a public restaurant before in the span of 2 hours or less, or as it is most commonly called, blind dates, will be happening this Friday.
However, since the papers require exactly 74 participants, I regret to inform you that if I have less than that number, I will be picking out any remaining out of a hat to fill in whatever is missing. So the choice is yours. Come willingly, or take a chance at getting drafted.
Participation is mandatory if you are picked or you face expulsion from the school, as Crazy Hand has written down. I'm sorry
As compensation, Headmaster Goku is offering all participants a hundred dollars and a voucher, good for one of their night training classes with Dr. Kawashima.
Thank you for your time.
[Private Message to Melissa, Unhackable]
Hey.
Would you like to come pick some people from a list with me and work out who's gonna be dating who?
It's going to be...hilarious.
