In which y'all gonna get trolled

[thedesertthorn]

[What's this? The intercoms seem to have been taken over by a very deep and bassy voice. It seems relaxed and collected.

Yeah, it's Ganondorf.]

Attention, Smash Academy.

I am now holding these papers signed by the Headmaster concerning our participation in a social experiment headed by Mii Headmaster Goku Sephiroth the Stampede over at the Big Brain Academy. You know which one.

As your sexual education teacher, I must now inform you that 74 participants must be collected from our academy, preferably by their own free will. The research is called...'The relationship developed between two people who have not meet in a public restaurant before in the span of 2 hours or less, or as it is most commonly called, blind dates, will be happening this Friday.

However, since the papers require exactly 74 participants, I regret to inform you that if I have less than that number, I will be picking out any remaining out of a hat to fill in whatever is missing. So the choice is yours. Come willingly, or take a chance at getting drafted.

Participation is mandatory if you are picked or you face expulsion from the school, as Crazy Hand has written down. I'm sorry I made him sign those papers. Rest assured that your safety is guaranteed and that all couples chosen for this experiments will be purely random.

As compensation, Headmaster Goku is offering all participants a hundred dollars and a voucher, good for one of their night training classes with Dr. Kawashima.

Thank you for your time.

[Private Message to Melissa, Unhackable]
Hey.

Would you like to come pick some people from a list with me and work out who's gonna be dating who?

It's going to be...hilarious.

Comments

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

[THIS MAN IS INSANE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD FORCES PEOPLE TO GO ON BLIND DATES.]

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

[And Bob signs herself up already knowing who she is getting >B].]

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

[And Sonic signs himself up, so that another poor soul doesn't have to suffer the same fate.]

[thewunderkind]

[ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING HER, LASH IS NOT SIGNING THIS TIME, AFTER ORANGE KID LAST YEAR, SHE'LL TAKE HER CHANCES GODDAMN.]

You will have to draft this one as he is a miserable little shut-in

[will-be-god.livejournal.com]

*What.
What in creation is...

Oh, it's that voice.

100$ is nothing to Cyrus, but something about a class interests him. And all he would have to do is declare up front that he was in it to further his education and had no interest in pursuing a romantic affair.

...no it still wasn't enough. He turned his attention back to his machine.*

[icequeen-aran.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Lovely. Social experiments. Experiments. The answer you seek is no.]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Haaahaa noooo waaaaay. I have enough girl problems as it is. I'll take my chances.]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[Although... $100...]

[whitedeviljack.livejournal.com]

[No nooooo I'd never hear the end of it from RoseBlackyMary not gonna' do it.]

[trick_room]

[Milimili totally signed herself up to gross out whoever it is that she is paired with.]

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[How bad could it be? Signs up.]

[hunter-ghor.livejournal.com]

[...YEAH OKAY a social experiment sounds okay. And he'll get to meet people. What the hell.]

[monsieur-miller.livejournal.com]

[LADIES.]

[cupofbatnoodles.livejournal.com]

[IZZY DOES IT just oh god there will be more popcorn won't there. OH WELL.]

[natureprincess]

[Oh no she could see this leading to various misunderstandings. It'd be best if she didn't. Could one get expelled if they were a faculty member? Certainly the was the chance of getting fired but... Hm.]

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[$100]

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[$100]

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[$100]

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[$100]

[safetyglasses.livejournal.com]

[After using two years worth of tuition to pay for his oopsie at the labs, Maxwell could really go for a hundred bucks right now. He politely enters himself into this shindig WITH EXTREME SPEED.]

[notsotoxic.livejournal.com]

[...She signed up.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[What the. Who the heck comes up with these kinds of things.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[BUT CHRISTMAS IS COMING CRAP.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[Going on a blind date doesn't mean you're dating at all, so this shouldn't be too bad! Right? Right? Right. Okay. He signed up.]

We all know how this is going to end

[new-moon-prince.livejournal.com]

[Silver? Dating? Someone who isn't Blacky?
Hahahahahaha
haha
ha
NO.]

[pink-shroom.livejournal.com]

[A social experiment is a social experiment. Last time didn't end up so bad so. Sign.]

[As private as she could make it...]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I'll be over really fast.

[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

[... Dates.

Knowing how this school is so manic.

Dates.

Manic.

Dates.

MANIC.

SHE IS SO ON THE FENCE...]

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

[omgggg this seems like a lot of fun

SIGN HER UP!]

[airmajesty.livejournal.com]

[Getting drafted? What kind of a social experiment drafts people? Anyway, he's not into dating, much less dating from this school at Random's mercy, so no thank you.]

[betterthanawiki.livejournal.com]

[Goodness. What a blatant and utter disregard for every last set of ethical guidelines in experimentation.

HOW COULD UXIE STAY AWAY?]

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

[Dates! They were fun last time! He should definitely do it again! And this time, he has confidence! But maybe a little extra studying up on how to be a good date won't hurt.]

[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

[Hold on... they were being test subjects? As in, watched? Not Tony's idea of a romantic night out! He won't sign up because the idea makes him uncomfortable and it won't be with Jeff. Hopefully he can stay clear out of the radar...]

[feelings-of.livejournal.com]

[SLKDFJLSKDJF OH BOY EXPERIMENTS AND FUN AND... money?... oh well... FUN FUN FUN SIIIIIGN!!!]

[Private to Ganondorf, pretty darn unhackable]

[sexyspyrouge.livejournal.com]

Hey Ganny, how much would it take to have you rig the system to set me up with Knuckles? ♥

[solarock.livejournal.com]

[Anshu didn't read the part about money, but it signed itself up anyways, since it was a social experiment. It would assist.]

[shiminon]

[The blind dates. Oh, the blind dates.

But this time, there was money involved? Shinon would give this a good thinking over...]

[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

[...Oh, why not? Shinon did it last time, and they need volunteers. He might get to meet new people. Ah... he's never been on a date before, though!]

[redooooo]

[breaks-ground.livejournal.com]

[...

what, seriously. Blind dates?

100 dollars is so not worth it...
Then again, he isn't risking getting fired. B|]

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

*Oh no no! He's not getting involved in any social experiments if Ganon's the one who's running it*

[servilesnarkbot.livejournal.com]

This is unrelated, but in accordance with Freud's theories, I question the managerial decision that led to the individual who wields an over sized sword as a sexual education teacher.