In which Ganondorf wonders what everyone's been drinking and applies perfectly good Gerudo logic

[thedesertthorn]

These arguments are utterly ridiculous. You all made fools of yourselves when everyone was turned into creatures (and so did he but like he'd talk about that) and now you scream murder and call them beasts the minute they turn against you. Why are you even surprised? You all gave in and acted like the beasts you were yourselves. Even a dodongo will turn against its master if it is beaten enough. The Gerudo believe life is a quest for constant survival where only the strong survive (and women are the strongest). If you are not willing to fight back, then you will be killed, friend or foe. You protect the young daughters who are not ready to fight by themselves and accept what the sand goddess choses as the best course of action. Simple as that.

Perhaps you all need a refresher of how everyone mates in stereo sound to properly remind yourself how much we are alike.

Comments

[pkmachomega.livejournal.com]

No! I mean, I don't think that's what anyone needs right now. Please.

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

I'd like that, chu! It could be helpful!

[oh god]

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

....I dunno if it would be helpful but it would be pretty funny.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[That juice Mac was drinking doesn't look good on his computer screen.]

I, uh, it's okay...you don't hafta do that.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

[Just play Raikov and Volgin doing it]

[stairblock.livejournal.com]

U MAD?

Are you mad?