[Video, public]

[thedesertthorn]

I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
[/Private]

Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.

Comments

[miss-dreavus.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the concept of a host club or maid cafe - or if I was, I've forgotten. Would I be suitable for either option?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Perhaps a maid cafe would suit you better. Or would you rather serve at night? Your skills as a ghost might be useful.

[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

[What does this all mean.]

Huh? Host club? Maid cafe?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Look them up. You might be interested in being part of the host club.

Video

[twilightprincess]

[Oh hello, there's a feed popping up on your screen from an account you haven't seen with your own eyes for almost a year. And oh hello, there's a familiar face and oh gosh it's... really hard to tell what expression that is right now uh.]

Outside.

[And then it clicked off again. Oh wow that was super friendly and informative and totally the best way to say hello to someone!]

Re: Video

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE F----was what who he thought who that was or did he just dream that up and--

Okay, he is outside. Of the building. That's what she meant, right?]

[Private also perhaps]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I quit.

[Private also perhaps]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

It doesn't work like that.

[Video]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course not, old man.

[Video]

[siren-of-wisdom.livejournal.com]

Maid... cafe?

[Video]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Maid cafe.

[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

... That sounds like the kind of place I could work at. 'Sides, I need something else to do when I ain't on shift or doing classes.

[Let alone it would be a good thing to get his mind off of this crazy shit.'

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

In the maid cafe?

[ghostly-nyx.livejournal.com]

I dunno about workin' in no maid shit, but if youv'e got a spot, I could probably use a little extra cash.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

I hope you are not too insulted by the term Tavern Wench.

[pkrockin]

... Uh. Host club?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Yes. Interested?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Hahaha OH MY GOD HE HAS THE BEST FRIENDS EVER]

I ain't touchin' no host club shit with a ten-foot pole, but you know I got your back with all that other stuff.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Pity. I'm sure you could have brought in a lot of girls.

Regardless, you want to watch whoever ends up being there tonight get stone-faced drunk?

[punchtheflute.livejournal.com]

Will you be serving food, Mr. King guy?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Giant Turkey and Dodongo legs.

[slicingdicing.livejournal.com]

Are you trying to tell me that you've opened up a sexy bar, Gan? Fucking count me in.

Oh, and how the hell are you?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

What---

..Scyther?

[swordofkings.livejournal.com]

[Being diplomatic with other Kings is Always A Good Idea. Ganondorf you are still a bro to Poo from back in the Aparoid war days. WILL YOU ACCEPT HIM INTO THE CLUB OF HOSTING?]

That is a rather beautiful building.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Indeed. It turns the city a little more civilized.

[temptedthesnake]

You opened a tavern?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Correct.

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

What the heck is a host club?

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Yeah, what this guy said.

[pkwallstaple.livejournal.com]

Is this place like a nightclub?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

In a way.

[yellow-binesi.livejournal.com]

Host clubs and maid cafes? That's some stupid bullshit you have there.

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Bullshit that pays well.

[airmajesty.livejournal.com]

Hold it. You're not asking students, most of who are under the legal drinking age, to work in a tavern, are you?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Of course not. There are other jobs in the building that do not require an age limit. Legally.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Employment! I need employment! What can I do for you, Mr. Dragmire?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

What would you like to do?

[punchvolcanoes]

A maid cafe?

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

A maid cafe me dear. I think it would suit you. You're quite a talented woman.

[green-arachnid.livejournal.com]

Is maid cafe something like what the cafe was like during Halloween?

Would it be okay if I try...? Maybe...if that's okay...

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

Of course. With the esteemed Sasha there as well, I'm sure the both of you will have fun.

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

...a maid cafe...

[panelderomance.livejournal.com]

A maid cafe? sounds like fun~! ♥

[animu-nerd.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD NO.]

[Video]

[notbabar.livejournal.com]

[Beaming girl is beaming.]

I wanna do it! I wanna do the maid cafe!

[Video]

[reign-of-power.livejournal.com]

[...IS THIS OTACON AND NERIS' FUTURE KID?]

...and you are?

[MEANWHILE]

[punchteamrocket.livejournal.com]

[For some reason (http://reign-of-power.livejournal.com/5280.html?thread=152736#t152736) there seems to be a lot of yelling coming from this one dorm room. Shhh don't tell anyone he was going over to drop in anyway.

Red's logic is outstanding. Because yelling always means trouble he bursts into Vinnie's room unannounced.]

What's going on?

[HALP]

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

[And here was Vinnie, raging furiously through his computer. He barely notices Red coming in until the trainer says something.]

THE CRAZY SEX TEACHER'S BEEN TALKING TO SASHA.