[personal profile] thedesertthorn
I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
[/Private]

Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
That's too bad, I ain't working for you, dickface.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Oh Vinnie you vex me. My dick is down there, not on my face.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Thanks for that reminder. It's pretty hard to tell.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Perhaps you require a better education. Would you be interested in private tutoring lessons?

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
There's nothin' you teach that I would ever, ever be interested in learning.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-17 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Truly? Perhaps this is why you continue to remain a virgin, then.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-18 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
And tell me what makes you think that I'm just about human sex?

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-18 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
Until you grow a pistil, I... will probably still not give a shit, actually.

[Private also perhaps]

Date: 2011-03-18 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Oh all right. I suppose I'll just go for your teammate. Sasha was her name correct? Quite a lovely redhead.

[Ohh Vinnie~~]

Date: 2011-03-19 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Oh I don't have to do much. She's right her talking to me in this very journal.

Re: [Ohh Vinnie~~]

Date: 2011-03-19 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
[Scroll scroll scroll...]

YOU FUCKING FUCK STOP TALKING TO HER.

AND STOP TALKING TO SPINNER AND

YOU

YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY BE DOING THIS JUST TO PISS ME OFF

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT

[OH BOY I LOVE MAKING VINNIE SUFFER]

Date: 2011-03-19 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com
kerosenedream: ok so first of all you're a genius

second of all let's see

she's slow as shit so i bet she hates sweets. oh and charizards do this thing where we rub horns and share tail flames, i guess that's like... lizard making out

idk how the hell a human would do that though so just say some shit about touching around her horns or something. one of thems all broke in half though so maybe only mention one horn

oh and i know she flirts it up with everything ever but i'm like 90% sure red never sent her out for breeding

if you know what i mean

[AND NOW BACK TO VINNIE]

Date: 2011-03-19 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Don't be that way. Sasha and I have already rubbed horns. Well my tusks and her only horn, if you know what I mean.

[FML]

Date: 2011-03-19 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
...

There

is no way

she would EVER

YOU STUPID

LYING PIECE OF SHIT

[He lives for this shit]

Date: 2011-03-19 07:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com
Of course. How silly of me. I must be lying. Just like the fact that she hates sweets, she's rather...ahem slow when it comes to fighting speed.

I realize that Red might have not gotten her out for breeding, but I will say this...do you remember the virgin alarm?

It doesn't ring when she passes by anymore.

You're welcome.
Edited Date: 2011-03-19 07:41 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-19 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
[Wait a minute.

No seriously this couldn't be for real. Fuck fuck fuck no he's not falling for this again.]

...

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SENT THOSE FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES TO HER PHONE BEFORE

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