[personal profile] thedesertthorn
I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
[/Private]

Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.

[MANBABIES 4 LYFE]

Date: 2011-03-19 08:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
Gross.

--I mean this is really creepy. Besides, Sasha's not that kinda girl!

[LONG PAUSE] ... Is she?

[BEST INFLUENCES]

Date: 2011-03-19 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure she's not. For the most part. [Paranoia feedback, damn.]

He is a sleazy, powerful son of a bitch. If he really has his eye on her... fuck.
Edited Date: 2011-03-19 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
He'd better not!

If she wants to get a job and stuff that's fine, but I don't think I like him very much. Plus he looks like 40.

If Spinarak's gonna be there I guess it can't be that bad...

[I... I DON'T KNOW]

Date: 2011-03-19 09:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
I dunno if either of'em know what they're getting into...

We have to do something. I just dunno what.

[Guess what, Red. He's looking at you, the manliest of all the trainers, for answers right now.]

[A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES]

Date: 2011-03-19 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
[Oh. Oh don't do that this is just going to end in tears and you know it.]

Yeah, uh...

[He is thinking SO HARD but Ganondorf grosses him out SO MUCH BUT SASHA AND SPINARAK COULD BE IN TROUBLE...]

We could... Go and see what all the fuss is about...?

[POWER OF KIND OF DYSFUNCTIONAL FRIENDSHIP]

Date: 2011-03-19 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
[No Red, nothing could go wrong so long as you were boss. You were the most masculine man in the history of men, after all.

But maybe a tiny bit of apprehension was appropriate here.]

At the maid cafe?

I... I guess that makes sense...

[IT'S LIKE MAGIC, BRO]

Date: 2011-03-20 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
[RED HURT HIMSELF IN HIS OWN CONFUSION....]

I dunno how else we can see what's going on in there...

[SO INSPIRING]

Date: 2011-03-20 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
[Okay, Vinnie was slowly trying to convince himself with Red's logic. Or maybe it was delude himself.]

And... we'd be able to protect them if anything happens...

[I HOPE THIS IS OK]

Date: 2011-03-20 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflute.livejournal.com
[Oh, look at who's coming back from using the library computers.]

Hey you guys, you'll never guess what! GREAT NEWS! There's this really nice guy setting up a restaurant or something in town! They have GIANT TURKEYS! Y'know! For eating!

[IT'S OK WITH ME]

Date: 2011-03-22 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
[HERP. QUICK, RED, PRETEND EVERYTHING'S COOL.]

Really? ... What else you could even use a turkey for...

What restaurant?

[ALL OF MY LOVE]

Date: 2011-03-22 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com
[Vinnie was still too distracted by his tavern concerns to put two and two together.]

I'll... pass on turkey legs. If they have drinks, maybe.

Re: [ALL OF MY LOVE]

Date: 2011-03-22 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflute.livejournal.com
....for petting? Y'know. Friendly turkeys for the kids to play with? I dunno.

I think he called it a tavern? And he was talking about some kinds of drinks, Vinnie. And he even said people could get jobs there for some kind of club and a cafe and stuff? I don't really know, I just asked if there was food. He also taught me about Dodongos which are a giant fire breathing lizard that you can eat... I said I didn't want to. Would be kind of weird. Some of my most favorite people are giant fire breathing lizards. Well. One of my most favorite people anyway.

Date: 2011-03-23 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchteamrocket.livejournal.com
Dodongo? Is that like a Poke--

[Wait. Tavern. TAVERN...]

That's the place!

Date: 2011-03-26 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punchtheflute.livejournal.com
It's the place? Oh! You saw that guy talking about it too? I bet it's gonna be really cool, huh?

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