Ganondorf spreading rumors for his own enjoyment? Don't be silly.

[thedesertthorn]

...What interesting information that came to light yesterday. I suppose this explains the grinding marks on the statues, older men liking underaged girls..men being raised inside boxes...wunderkinds reading books they could have taken from my library...Ms Aran, should I start calling you Mr.Aran now? Perhaps that would explain Mr. Falcon's tiny manhood...And a creature like Amp living with two dangerous men? Really now..

But, rumors or not, there is always a bit of truth to everything. And I do agree with one of them.

I wouldn't want to sit on that couch in the common room either.

Comments

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Mad at you? Geeze no. Not at all, little buddy - I'm worried for you. You're a great kid and I'd hate to see you wind up like three of my other buddies because those guys can't control themselves.

I mean it - You feel like you're in any kind of danger, you come find me. Shoot a blast of lightning into the sky or, actually, lemme e-mail you my cell number. I've been carrying it almost always since the statue thing in case folks need me.

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

[Well, she's certainly going to be upset for more than just a few days, but this at least made her very temporarily happy. To a point. Sort of. She cracked a small smile.]

I have the best friends, chu! Thanks, Knuckles! I have a phone, too, so I'll give you mine, chu! But you might be able to see the lightning anyway!

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

And lightning has the added bonus of shocking folks who might be messing with you. But we'll exchange numbers just in case.

[volttackler.livejournal.com]

Right, chu! Isn't it helpful? Everyone should learn how to use it, chu!

Thanks!