Ganondorf Dragmire (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
thedesertthorn) wrote2011-03-17 05:36 pm
thedesertthorn) wrote2011-03-17 05:36 pm
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I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...
[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]
You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.
Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.
And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?
Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.
[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
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Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.
[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]
You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.
Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.
And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?
Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.
[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
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Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.
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[Ohh Vinnie~~]
Re: [Ohh Vinnie~~]
YOU FUCKING FUCK STOP TALKING TO HER.
AND STOP TALKING TO SPINNER AND
YOU
YOU CANNOT SERIOUSLY BE DOING THIS JUST TO PISS ME OFF
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
[INTERMISSION - MESSAGE TO CHAR]
[OH BOY I LOVE MAKING VINNIE SUFFER]
second of all let's see
she's slow as shit so i bet she hates sweets. oh and charizards do this thing where we rub horns and share tail flames, i guess that's like... lizard making out
idk how the hell a human would do that though so just say some shit about touching around her horns or something. one of thems all broke in half though so maybe only mention one horn
oh and i know she flirts it up with everything ever but i'm like 90% sure red never sent her out for breeding
if you know what i mean
[NATIONAL PASTTIME]
[AND NOW BACK TO VINNIE]
[FML]
There
is no way
she would EVER
YOU STUPID
LYING PIECE OF SHIT
[He lives for this shit]
I realize that Red might have not gotten her out for breeding, but I will say this...do you remember the virgin alarm?
It doesn't ring when she passes by anymore.
You're welcome.
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No seriously this couldn't be for real. Fuck fuck fuck no he's not falling for this again.]
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ARE YOU THE ONE WHO SENT THOSE FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES TO HER PHONE BEFORE
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I'm not falling for that again.
Stop fucking around. You're not messing with her anymore.
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I do not want you fuckin' talking to her or about her or ever ever being near her ever again.
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