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thedesertthorn) wrote2011-01-05 08:51 pm
thedesertthorn) wrote2011-01-05 08:51 pm
BACKDATED TO DECEMBER 25TH
[Everyone got some chocolates. Of those, he selected about 50% of them to be laxatives. They are random in each box of chocolates. Anyone who is a good friend of Ganondorf does not get any laxatives. Everyone else probably had problems.
All the males got condoms, colored and tasting like mint and candy canes. SAFETY FIRST. Also kits like this.
Nabooru, you have a pretty gem necklace from 'a man of the sand' ooooh, how mysterious.
For the pretty women, Ganondorf also got tiny necklaces (to affirm his masculinity) Also condoms and self discovering kits for anyone over the age of 18.
Melissa, Ganondorf got you a pony. Like, literally. A real. Pony. You're going to get riding lessons.]
All the males got condoms, colored and tasting like mint and candy canes. SAFETY FIRST. Also kits like this.
Nabooru, you have a pretty gem necklace from 'a man of the sand' ooooh, how mysterious.
For the pretty women, Ganondorf also got tiny necklaces (to affirm his masculinity) Also condoms and self discovering kits for anyone over the age of 18.
Melissa, Ganondorf got you a pony. Like, literally. A real. Pony. You're going to get riding lessons.]
