Ganondorf Dragmire ([personal profile] thedesertthorn) wrote2011-03-17 05:36 pm

[Video, public]

I seem to have acquired a large number of products for body hygene. And one of the esteemed Captain's outfit. Interesting...

[He brushes this off, and instead pushes up a picture of a large brick building in the middle all of the modern beauty that is Final Destination City]

You may have noticed this building during the last few weeks in its final construction. What you may not know is it is my property. And now, it is opened. On a holiday that celebrates drinking. One could call it a strike of genius? Even a Gerudo King needs a place to unwind...and the local establishments were a bit too modern and crash for my taste. We needed somewhere to call a proper home; where the modern and the old function in perfect harmony. There are even stables for those who happen to come on horseback. Rather a strange sight in this day and age, but for those like me, arguably the best method of transportation.

Regardless, do not think that there will only be high-priced wine and mead. Of course not. I know this school a little too well...and I'm already well-stocked in the normal beers and wines that seem to perpetuate our walls at any given day.

And while my Gerudo will be happy to serve you in the first few weeks, there are possibilities of...employment for those who wish to make some money?

Not to mention a few..day activities I have set up, based on the recent popularity of such strange things as host clubs and...what did they call it...maid cafes I believe? Perhaps it would be interested to get those started as well. Of course I won't accept just about anyone here. You'll have to forgive me, sometimes I tend to be...selective.

[Private to Vinnie, but Char can see this.]
Except for you, Vinnie. You're hired. I could look at your body all day. [Ganondorf you are terrible. But he did say he'd make you go crazy in the span of a month.]
[/Private]

Regardless, if you are interested in either venues or simply serving drinks at night, it would be my pleasure to consider your employment.

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Look them up. You might be interested in being part of the host club.

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, and then he looked it up. Reaction face offscreen.]

S-sorry, I don't think that's my kinda thing.

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It appears your name is already on the list. Perhaps you can give it a try and then refuse it once you know what it is like? Who knows, you might find it enjoyable.

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[...HUH? WHAT? HUH? WHAT?]

W-wait just a second, how did-!?

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Possibly last week. But I have it in writing. Would you like to see?

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who the hell would-]

Yeah.

If you'd please.

I wanna see it.

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[He holds it up. Oh look it has Mac's signature at the bottom. It is in NO WAY FORGED FROM THE TESTS in Ganondorf's classes or the other teachers that would be SILLY.]

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHY IS HIS SIGNATURE ON IT.]

That's gotta be a fake! I wouldn't sign up for this!

[Unless if his other self did. And if that's the case. Then.]
Edited 2011-03-17 23:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A contract is a contract. Dare I mention that all contracts signed with me include..ahh shall we call them magical bindings?

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Magical bindings, what's that all about?

[He just remembered. You were kind of creepy.]

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
A Gerudo is always bound to honor a contract. I expect the opposite from those that sign one. Nothing more, nothing less.

[identity profile] boxingmidget.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
But I don't think I--!

[Hrrrrgh.]

[It was. On a contract. He can't back out now with that whole "honor" speech. He can't. BUT THIS CAN'T BE REAL. HHHRRRRRRRGH.]

Fine. Okay. I get it. I still don't think I ever signed that thing even if it WAS last week but, fine.

[identity profile] reign-of-power.livejournal.com 2011-03-18 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You might even enjoy it.