Ganondorf spreading rumors for his own enjoyment? Don't be silly.

...What interesting information that came to light yesterday. I suppose this explains the grinding marks on the statues, older men liking underaged girls..men being raised inside boxes...wunderkinds reading books they could have taken from my library...Ms Aran, should I start calling you Mr.Aran now? Perhaps that would explain Mr. Falcon's tiny manhood...And a creature like Amp living with two dangerous men? Really now..

But, rumors or not, there is always a bit of truth to everything. And I do agree with one of them.

I wouldn't want to sit on that couch in the common room either.